Welcome to the second issue of a new magazine.

How are we doing? Don't forget, that if you've got anything you want to tell us about or if you want to contribute then don't hesitate to drop us a line at toast@sabotage.demon.co.uk 'cause we'd love to hear from you.

This one was a little bit harder because there was a little bit less of that special novelty shine that you seem to get on things nowadays. Is it me, or is my generation wandering around not knowing what the hell to do with ourselves? They had it easier in the olden days. Dreamers were horse-whipped for having aspirations above your post and you never had to worry about the aesthetic side of your HTML coding.

I think I'll put this one to bed ...

P.S. Dear reader, I actually bought all three formats of the new Belle & Sebastian single after all that whining in the last issue. What am I going to do? I've got it bad ...